Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: How do you get holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.
Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: "Dam!"
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A:Polaroids.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko.